Well, it appears (actually more like smells) that our brothers of
middle eastern decent are taking the holy war to a new level - right
under our noses. In the week or two leading up to this 5th
anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks I have noticed a
distinct increase in the number of middle-eastern men who completely
wreak of body odor. I'm not talking about a whiff or two as they walk
by, oh no, I'm talking about a 30-foot radius zone of gaseous death!
You could seriously slap a bio-hazard label on them and it would
shrivel up and dissolve in about 10 seconds.
Now that we have reached the anniversary of those infamous terror
attacks, it seems that they're once again pulling out all the stops
(though our watering eyes plead with them to put the stops back in)
in an all out bio-terror attack. EVERY single male of middle eastern
decent that I walked past (or had the misfortune to ride the bus
with) today has wreaked to high heaven of body odor. Now, I do not
presume to be so much of a racist as to believe they're all
terrorists who are out to get us... but seriously, this is just too
much.
I really feel the urge to run around spraying them with a super-
soaker 10,000 full of 99 cent Big Lots perfume screaming "Jihad."
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